There’s a comic about the sun being eaten by something, it was a big thread and it spanned several different series but the page I remember is when Batman and Superman are talking, Superman’s powers are fading because of the lack of sunlight.
Superman: cold, I am freezing cold, I’ve never felt that before.
Batman: that must be a new sensation for you, the burning cold, something you had never before experienced.
Superman: what type of masochist keeps track of the types of pains they feel, oh… of course.
Batman: 216, now back to work.

Burning: You don’t feel anything at first, then it’s a like a thousand needles are being pressed into your skin. The best relief is ice cold running water, do not put butter on it, you will simply make it worse you need a way of getting the heat out of your cells. Hold onto to some ice.

Cuts: A sharp knife cut will not hurt at first, it’ll simply be cool, like an autumn wind blowing on your skin. Depending on the depth of the cut the pain will be sharper. A tiny bit of pressure will ease the pain significantly.

Broken bones: only happened twice, the pain sucks, takes your breath away and you can’t breath. Best remedy is to punch your hand on something hard so the pain in your hand can balance it somewhat.

Running out of breath: a nice sharp feeling like someone is pushing slivers of wood into your lungs, just remember it’s pushing your lung capacity so it is good for you.

Bruises: ahh come on that’s not pain, well it is, but it’s fun pain. Like the tooth aches you used to get as a kid.

Scrapes: They don’t really hurt until you pour the hydrogen peroxide on it, they will sting bad enough to make you cry.

That’s all I have, 6 types of pain. There’s the sensation of burning cold, but that’s not really a pain, you go numb soon enough. What else is there ? How can I find out about the other 210 types of pain ?