I cleaned up old links I wasn’t checking out anymore, if you have some cool blog that you read please drop their address in the comment box.

I am too sexy

Blog: cool that was nice, I feel satisfied

Me: that’s not what she said!!

Blog: go to bed you are ruining a perfectly good joke.

Me:

Blog: that was a bit of a let down

Me: so was the first time I had sex!

Blog: come on write something interesting

Me: like what, some steamy blog post involving a lot of sexual detail

Blog: yeah that would be good, there’s not nearly enough sex on this blog

Me: hmm well gather around kids this is the story of how uncle Asad lost his virginity

Blog: no fiction

Me: shut up

Blog: since when did you become an Uncle

Me: I am not telling this story anymore!!

Blog: that wasn’t witty, what are you trying to say that people who blog a lot don’t have jobs ?

Me: well do they ?  when I used to blog a lot I didn’t have to work

Blog: of course there are people who blog a lot and have jobs, tons of people blog about their work.

Me: yeah I guess I could blog more, I could go to the gym as well and there’s this new recipe I’ve been meaning to try out, I need to wash my car as well and take care of that expense report there are those frequent flier miles that I have to deposit as well….

Blog: you suck

Blog: come on post something anything

Me: like what ? the post I had about anti-globalizatio and how a Brazilian football jersey cost the same in the US as it does in Brazil ?

Blog: yeah that would be good, you’ve been meaning to post about it for a while

Me: or how about that Bob post, did you know that there’s an actual Bob penguin in the new surfing penguin movie ?

Blog: no way, that’s really cool

Me: yeah and there’s this wandering penguin traveling all over the place

Blog: sure that’s a good idea too…

Me: or how about that I switched from windows to Linux and that the Linux desktop is actually ready for production a step by step guide on how you can change your OS.

Blog: sweet go for it, I think that would be a swell idea

Me: I do have all these pictures that I should put in the gallery

Blog: WTF is wrong with you

Me: I have a job.

First go watch this clip ok now, they don’t believe in evolution ???? wtf, these people should never be allowed to see a Dr, you feel sick go see a priest. Need an operation go ask the Lord. Me and my Lord are totally fine.  I just can’t believe these people are seriously running for the position of the President of the United States.

The serious chicken took a serious look across the road, crossing the street was a not a decision that could be made lightly, many a chicken had died crossing the road.  Seeing no cars the serious chicken crossed the road and bought a serious magazine.  The serious magazine had a lot of serious articles regarding global warming and the Cheney impeachment.  After giving the magazine a vigorous shaking the serious chicken recycled it and headed off to the gym.

The serious chicken was very serious about his workout and as he worked out his delts he thought about his day, he had a serious job that was giving him a serious amount of stress.  The serious chicken managed one of the nuclear silos in the Nevada desert, this particular nuclear missile was insurance against Japan ever taking action against the US by always pointing to the largest school of blue fin tuna in the world.  One wrong move by Japan and boom no more blue fin sashimi, the serious chicken always wondered if there was another missile pointed at a school of yellow fin tuna and if the guy in charge of that silo had dreams of moving up to point to something else.

The serious chicken started his job by eating a small piece of blue fin sashimi, he had to keep a continuos check on the quality of the blue fin tuna,  if the tuna’s taste changed one day he would be screwed.  The serious chicken seriously hated the taste of blue fin tuna but he owed some serious people serious money so he had no choice but to continue to work at the bunker.

The serious chicken was sick and tired of tuna and working in Nevada, he wanted to move to a more relaxed location somewhere like LA or Miami.  The job had given him a serious heart attack and he had to have a serious bypass.  He didn’t need any more stress in his life.

The serious chicken made a serious decision and went to pack some serious guns.  The serious chicken was going to move debt or no debt.