Lost in Translation

Posted by Asad | General | Monday 21 November 2005 1:55 am

We are looking at a great apartment, it’s in an upscale area by the mountains. It’s on the 7th floor but has an outdoor garden with a tiny pond that’s perfect for few goldfishes. The apartment itself is beautifully decorated with an Asian motif. The lady showing us around speaks a bit of english and is excited to be using her language skills.

“Where are you from ?”

” The states, LA actually…”

” no… you have a very specific face”

“well I was born in Iran”

“ahhh Iran, Persia yes I know, they are well known for poish”

“poish ??”

My friend Wenyu says “poise ?”

“ahh yes poise, very well known for poise”

“hmm I didn’t know that…”

“really you should ask your father, I am sure he tell you. Iranians well known for poise”

“I don’t really think so, my dad was a pretty impaitent guy”

confused looks all around. A few minutes later as we are leaving I have an epiphany.

“Poetry ??”
“ahh yes poetry”
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Later that day we are in another agents office drinking warm water (don’t ask, apparently it’s good for you to drink warm water while sitting down). I almost drop my cup.

“Man you are clumsy today”

“but I caught it without missing a beat, you know why ?”

“why ?”

” BECAUSE I HAVE POISE”

see people I am full of poise.

sorry

Posted by Asad | General | Friday 11 November 2005 5:16 pm

I haven’t been posting much lately because I’ve been busy packing for Taiwan and at times it appears that they really don’t want me to make it over there. The embassy people were angry that I was going to school there but I didn’t have a letter so they only gave me a 60 day visa without an extension. The school people were angry that I was going to get my HIV and health test in Taiwan rather than in the US so on Wedensday I had to run around town and get those things taken care of and finally yesterday I moved most of my stuff to Santa Barbara. Just a bit more packing to do and finally a trip to Tijuana in Mexico tomorrow to meet some friends for a going away party. All of this has left little time for packing but don’t worry I am shipping my computer to Taiwan so as soon as I am setup there I will return to blogging.

write club continues

Posted by Asad | General | Tuesday 8 November 2005 1:12 am

Write club is becoming even more fun than I expected, people have written some great sections. I really love what Laura has done with the latest part, she doesn’t have a blog so I am posting her addition here, btw do people have trouble following the story line ? Should I repost the entire thing ?
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‘Negar?’

“What are you two doing here?” Negar asked, towering above Aila and almost blocking out the brilliant sun. She was clearly angered by the sight of Aila and her grandpa, soaking wet and dirty from the sandy beach.

It was right then when Aila realized who was standing above her. She knew it was Negar, but it seemed almost impossible that she even recognized her sister. Negar, appearing before her as a grown woman most certainly in her 20s, was radiant even in her anger. And what was most surprising was her voice. She had a voice like black tea and honey, and instantly Aila understood that she was looking up at her sister as the woman she would be decades from when she knew her now. So far, Aila and her baby sister only had conversations about juice, bananas, and their family’s dog, Naima, who Negar lovingly called “Na-Na.” But this girl, no, woman who stood before her, with her mahogany hair reaching past her shoulders and her piercing eyes that stared at Aila just like their mother always did when she caught the young girl climbing trees (“You’re not acting like a lady, Aila!”), left Aila speechless.

“I asked you a question!” Negar said, her dark voice rising in irritation. “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BEACH?”

Aila, still unable to overcome her surprise to speak to her sister, remained silent. It was Grandpa who came forward and attempted to calm down the already agitated Negar.

“We don’t mean any harm. My granddaughter was swimming out too far and I almost didn’t stop her from swallowing all of the fish and seawater. Thankfully, though, I managed to pull her out in time… but we will be on our way now. We’re sorry for causing you any trouble.”

“Trouble? You’ve ruined my day! I am not even sure how you were able to get down to this area of the beach. There are fences and guards everywhere, and now I’m going to have to check all of my security and question all of my guards, and…”

Grandpa interrupted her ranting and said, “Don’t worry about us. Your security is just fine and there is no need to get upset. We’ll be on our way and soon you’ll forget that we were even here.”

But Negar was insistent. “Tell me your names. I must report this to my husband.”

“My name is Aila,” the girl spoke, no longer shocked. In fact, Aila was feeling excited about seeing her sister so mature and responsible. The sight of Negar standing upright and fearless instead of crawling around her crib, speaking nonsense like all baby sisters do actually made Aila envious. She always wished she had an older sister instead of a messy little one. But her awe suddenly changed to embarrassment as she realized that she must look like the messy sister with her hair separating into wet stringy clumps against her head and her clothes drying into salty sea-crusted rags. Maybe it is better to be the older sister after all, Aila thought as she grew quiet again.

“Aila?” said Negar, now curious instead of furious. “I used to have a sister named Aila.”

“See?” Grandpa said, “we really don’t mean any harm. We’re sorry for ruining your afternoon, but if you’ll just forget about us, we’ll be on our way.”

“No,” Negar said, her voice less sharp and sounding more and more like honey, “maybe I was too harsh. You should at least clean up and get something to eat before you go.”

“Thank you,” Aila said, “and do you really have a sister with the same name as me?”

“I did,” Negar responded, “but she’s dead now.”

Write clube 3

Posted by Asad | General | Thursday 3 November 2005 3:37 pm

You can follow the latest on Amandas great blog.

It’s been a long time …

Posted by Asad | General | Wednesday 2 November 2005 3:11 am

Finally, I never thought I would see this in my life time. At one point RU scored 52 points all season long while Miami averaged 55 points a game.

“Mr. Mulcahy’s football program is off to its best eight-game start since 1979. The Scarlet Knights (6-2 overall, 3-1 in the Big East) became bowl eligible for the first time since 1992 with a 31-21 victory over visiting Navy on Saturday and might actually play in a bowl game for the first time since 1978.

This, from a program that came into the season with a 3-24 conference record under coach Greg Schiano.

This, from a program that lost to Division I-AA New Hampshire last season, lost to Villanova and Buffalo (not the Bills) on successive weekends in 2002 and dropped an 80-7 squeaker to a bad West Virginia team in 2001. “

Write clube 2

Posted by Asad | General | Tuesday 1 November 2005 2:40 pm

Shirin is the latest to add to the write club. You can read her part as well as Negar and Lindas parts on her blog.