Yeah I know, the blog has been sucking lately, it’s a combination of some personal and professional issues. I am on my 5th boss in 14 months. Kind of burnt out from doing start ups and thinking of quitting and doing something different.
I’ll be back when I have something better to write.
oh and I am not giving up on the iranblog project, I just don’t have the energey for it right now.

You know even though I am used to it I was still surprised by the bias in CNN. Check out this story.

Note this paragraph
“Security closed in tightly around the first lady as the angry Muslim protesters — many expressing fury at the United States — came very close to Bush.”

Now this one
“Not far from the mosque, protesters forced Bush into another tight squeeze earlier Sunday at Judaism’s holy Western Wall.”

No need to mention that second group of protesters were Jewish and were protesting for the release of Jonathan Pollard. The article is misleading at best and just a piece of propaganda at worst, look at the uncivilized Muslims, look at how they attack anyone who comes near them. No need to mention that the Jewish population did the exact thing just a short distance away. In fact let’s try to pretend they were Muslims as well.

Iran Blog Book, is a project that I am working on with Sepi. We will be collecting stories and then publishing them, you will be able to buy the book online from Amazon or BN. It’s still in a very early stage so any advice that you guys have will be greatly appareciated.

“The gular sac is a throat pouch that can be inflated, allowing the animal to make loud calls that resonate through the treetops,” Keller said. “More importantly, the pouch can be stuffed with nuts or dried fruits prior to roasting.”

dinner

Originally uploaded by Asadb.

So sometimes you are tired and you don’t feel like cooking what are your choices ? eating out ? No I eat out all the time, in fact I eat out for lunch almost every single day so I eating out is out, the next option is to get something pre-cooked and then heat it up but I was too lazy to go to the store so I looked in the fridge and I realized I still had hot dogs left over. yay,
1 hot dog
2 pieces of toasted whole wheat
2 cucumbers
1 packet of ketchup
1 glass of water
Then cook your dinner while you are thinking about this dinner.

Things that make my day. Click on image to see the full picture.

Pluto is pissing on a portrait of Mickey Mouse, while the real, bedraggled Mickey is shooting up heroin. His nephews are jerking off as they watch Goofy fucking Minnie Mouse on a combination bed and cash register. The beams shining out from Sleeping Beauty’s Castle are actually dollar signs. Dumbo is simultaneously flying and shitting on an infuriated Donald Duck. Huey, Dewey and Louie are peeking at Daisy Duck’s asshole as she watches the Seven Dwarfs groping Snow White. The prince is snatching a peek of Cinderella’s snatch while trying a glass slipper on her foot. The Three Little Pigs are humping each other in a daisy chain. Jiminy Cricket leers as Tinker Bell does a striptease and Pinocchio’s nose gets longer.

The following is an email from my lil sister.
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Hi…
How are you? How are things????

Hope you are doing well…. So I was talking to mom and she had this GREAT idea that I absoutely love.. Although I’m not sure how u will feel about it…’

So its your little sis’s brithday comig up.. Whatever will you do for her.. Well have no fear… the ultimate gift idea is here..

Memorial day weekend.. Yes indeed the weekend I am moving.. How about? You come by and visit your sister… ok I will get movers for the big stuff but I am sure I could use lots of help and oh it would be so nice to have an older brother around for the move… )))))))))

Yes yes I know u were perhaps thinking something less strenous for memorial weekend.. But that’s why I have the birthday card to use ))))

If u really don’t wanna its ok let me know.. I wont hate u forever just for a WHOLE year.
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A little guilt trip, a little blackmail, Mom being mentioned I am so proud, she’s grown up to be a totally evil little sister.

alone

Originally uploaded by Asadb.

This seal and this quote seem to go together, flickr does an awsome job of integrating blogs and pictures.

Something I wrote for UCLA, it’s a bit dry but might be interesting to some.

How have people, events, and/or situations in your life influenced who you are today?
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Penguin: and then she said come heavy or don’t come at all. What’s that all about ? Why can’t we get along ?

Toast: I know, I was getting some butter the other day and she started to complain about how the jam always get preferential treatment. Do you see me whining about how the toaster doesn’t burn evenly ?

Penguin: It’s just not fair, I am the guy after all why do I have to keep the stupid egg on my feet all winter long. And then she wonders why I don’t like to make a commitment, cause then I have to stand on top of a stupid iceberg all winter long while she goes out with her friends.

Toast: at least you can have sex, I am just a piece of toast with butta problems.

Penguin: it’s over rated, you buy her some fish, you stick it in, flop your wings a few times and then it’s over. And stop being black, you are a white piece of toast afterall.

Toast: Brown, I am brown damn it, respect my street cred.

Penguin: I guess so