I would go into more detail as to why this is a bad decision but Sofia does it better . I can’t believe not a single European country spoke out against this decision.
Just watch the President talk about why he would be a good choice.
Hmm maybe I’ll post a guide on how to get mp3s without viruses using loops in Russian Law.
P.S. Where’s Gamblor ? shouldn’t he be posting about this stuff, I feel unqualified linking to law stuff.
Some of you have asked me how do I train sushi (well no one really asked but I am going to pretend they did cause otherwise this would make for a very short post). Sushi goes through a very strenuous regiment, first he swims 200000 laps every day, but physical training alone is not enough that’s why from time to time I have to put him in a stressful situation to prepare him for the real world.
Sushi has thought me a lot about being a parent. For example thanks to Sushi I’ve become to realize I need a much bigger blender when I have kids. Also I always have to look out for people who want to eat Sushi, in the future when there’s a baby I have to look out for people who want to eat babies. Even though the idea of Goo Goo Gai Pan baby makes me a bit hungry I still think eating babies is wrong. Not quiet sure why though. (note to self check baby calories, maybe they are too fattening ? Baby fat ?)
Negar however does not believe in Sushis toughness, she has challenged Sushi to a fight. I told her that I was sure Sushi could take down a grizzly bear but for some reason Negar has so far refused to produce a grizzly bear. I suspect she doesn’t have one. Maybe they are endangered or something in which case I should get my hands on one before they run out. In addition to good canadian bud please send any grizzly bears to my address.
Blog meet my fish, fish meet the blog. A friend of mine had a baby boy a few weeks ago, I had a goldfish. We emailed back a forth about the responsibility and the work involved in taking care of another living being.
I think she has the upper hand because her husband is there to help but there’s no one to help me take care of my fish. I am a single fish parent. To overcome this deficit I looked to Johnny Cash and of course it came to me. A Boy Named Sue a fish named Sushi. Now Sushi ain’t the toughest fish in town yet but we are working on it. From time to time I jump out from behind the table and go BOOO. The occasional beating plus threats that I will put him in the blender keep him on his fins.
This world is a tough place, you can’t expect to live in a bowl forever waiting for crisps and flakes to float down from the sky. You might be flushed down the toilet some day. And Sushi will be ready for that day. There might be crocodiles and rats down there but it don’t matter and I don’t care cause I know Sushi will kick their ass. Someday when he’s big enough he just might break out of his bowl and walk out of here, on that day I’ll be a proud fish owner.
The 405 highway was closed to the morning rush hour this morning because a herd of moose was moving slowly past the Getty center. The LA authorities were at a loss to explain what the large animals were doing on the 405 at this time of the year. Thankfully a slightly deranged scientist had created a device that could communicate with the moose. John Wackalot the president of Moose Love Society has always been considered an outcast from the main stream scientific community. His previous research subjects include lesbian monkeys in Japan, can man and dolphin truly love one another and other xxx rated items we can not mention in this fine news paper.
Using the Moose Communicator scientists were able to figure out what had lead to this great moose migration. Here is transcript of that conversation
Scientist: “can you understand me ?”
Moose: “yeah buddy now get the hell out of my way”
Scientist: “Where are you going”
Moose: “San Diego, actually TJ too, booze is just too pricey in SD”
Scientist: “but but what about the great white north, your natural habitat”
Moose: “fuck off, it’s cold, it’s full of polar bears and it sucks ass in the winter”
Scientist: “ Will you ever go back ?”
Moose: “We’ll see now go *&$^^#) yourself”
We’d like to point out to our readers that this is only the reaction of one moose and he or she does not represent our gentle moosey brothers.
In further conversation the moose showed an interested in stopping by the Getty Center and checking out some of the art. When one smart reporter finally located the moose leader who was busy smoking some excellent Canadian bud the interview continued.
Reporter: “So why now ? What has made you decide that this was the time to move to the US ?”
Moose: “Well you see we finally got tired of Americans coming across the border and stealing our cheap medication so we figured you guys owe us something”
Reporter: “ What are your view on the Schiavo case”
At this point the moose trampled the poor reporter so unfortunately we have nothing else to report. As a nation we have a new reality to deal with. How will we react to this Canadian moose invasion in a post 9/11 world. Should we consider nuclear weapons ? Does San Diego really mean anything to the rest of the country ? Will the Chargers make it to the playoffs this year ? How will Drew Brees perform under pressure with his one year contract ? should we build a chain of Moose Burgers and take care of the problem ? Will I ever get some good Canadian bud again ?
Important questions that need to be addressed before I can blog again.
On a side note please send all good Canadian Bud to:
Asad
No one sent anything
so I took my address off 
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
I was asleep during new years does that mean this year I will finally get enough sleep ? happy new years to everyone.
Nasy is probably the only one who will laugh at this as much as I did.
But Yao, Ewing and Mutambo all eating chinese.
