ATI 9600 XT + Half Life 2 + Prince of Persia = No more posts for this year.

In other news:
Kaveh is back.
Bucky has a great post up.
Me is a women of mystery where is she what is her name ?

And best of all there is a new Tontie game out.

You will be getting presents and spending time with loved ones. Not everyone is as lucky. We feel an occasional pang of pain and regret that can ruin a good holiday. Now here’s a very convenient way of getting rid of that pain.

d do it out of the goodness of your heart or just so that you can say “hey I did something good this year” or because I know a few guys who live right by you yeah that’s right you and they will be more than happy to start breaking a few of your bones. You have an amazon account you have $20 to spare so don’t force me to make any calls ok ?

This reminds me of being in NJ. Feel the anger, seriously what is up with people who stalk their ex-gfs ? Is there anything more pathetic ?

Now that Belle has quit her blog we have a new reacemenplt http://kathrynjane.blogspot.com/. Personally I think she’s a better writer. Just check out the current post.

Vacation pictures are up over here. If you can guess what the location is you will get a 8.5×11 photo print of whichever picture you like.

Libraries are being burned and people are getting thrown out of the motherland. In an unprecedented show of unity Iranian bloggers joined forces with the Islamic government showing once again that we are all united in the face of the Arab attacks.

The latest unprovoked attack came in the form of an addition to the Atlas printed by the National Geographic Society who dared to include the term Arabian Gulf in addition to the Persian Gulf.

Showing the new unity of the regime and bloggers Hoder and Rafsanjani the head of the guardian council held a joint press conference announcing a new fatwa against any person using the term Arabian Gulf.

“Now that our glorious revolutionary guard is no longer needed in our battle against bloggers we can finally concentrate on the Arab threat. Quiet frankly I don’t know how much longer we could have lasted, the strain of continuously blocking new blogs and having to look at pictures of my head photoshopped on top of various animals was too much. You should see my therapy bill.” Afterwards Rafsanjani was seen boarding a plane for Canada. Reports of him personally collecting tolls at his highway in Ottawa were denied by the his PR agent.

A clearly elated but uncertain Hoder added the following.
“ I am not sure what to do now I mean they gave me my own webspace and email address but I’d have to move back and have you seen the network down in Iran ? I can’t go back to 56k now, how would I keep my gallery of Ziyi Zhang up to date ?”

So far Iran has been satisfied by using its newly discovered Google bomb but the international community is clearly concerned. Michael Leeden wrote on his daily journal “This clearly shows how the international community fell asleep while Iran developed the Google bomb. We should invade liberate the Iranian people as soon as possible. My Halliburton stock has been going down lately and I really need that new house in Tahoe.”

President Bush commented from his ranch in Texas that a Google armed Iran was “intolerable” and that the US had a moral and legal duty to tackle this issue head on.
The National Geographic Society for their part responded by making a proposal to rename Persian cats to Afghan cats.