A dark smoke filled room. There�s a half smoked pipe on the side and lines of white powder trail off the table. It�s a crowd of high powered Hollywood Mongols. As a scantly clad waitress brings him a drink Bill Murray begins to talk.

�Look you can save any doomed project, it comes down to your ability to act�

�That�s preposterous, take something like Scooby-Doo, no one could have saved that, you are in a movie with Freddie Prinze Jr and Buffy the vampire slayer. Even I couldn�t have saved it�

�I am not saying it would be easy but it could be done�

�Someone call a Dr Bill is overdosing again, Bill how many rails did you go through�

�Shut up you idiot, you just sit there and collect the money, I am an actor I can save anything�

�Ok, Bill care to make a little wager ?�

�Bring it on Satan�

�Ok how about this, you manage to pull this off and I�ll put in a good word with the Oscar committee about that Lost City movie you are working on�

Both men shake on it. Satan looks pensive for a moment and then speaks again.

�You will be staring in Garfield the movie, and ohh let�s see we�ll star you up with Jennifer�

�Aniston ? well, she�s not that bad I can work with her, I think Brad is tired of banging her anyways and you know how I feel about blonds�

An evil laugh fills the room.

�No no my friend, not Aniston your co-star is going to be Jennifer Love Hewitt�

A look of horror spreads on Bills face.

�Come on you can�t do this to me, why don�t you just give me a piece of wood. Listen I know this surgeon down in OC. He does amazing work he can put a pair of tits on anything, no one will be able to tell the difference and I won�t have to listen to her go on about how blew Jackie Chan on the Tuxedo�

�Now now Bill you know me and deals. I�ll be seeing you in Garfield�

A scream pierces the night.

�Damn you Satan�.�

Some of the titles on the imdb message board.
Which is better? Garfield the movie or getting run over by a car?
A movie retarded people can enjoy–a kind and gentle message
Garfield is prejudice against fat people
This is Definitely NOT NOT true to the comic strip ( I really worry about this guy)
This should have been a hand-drawn movie
The real victim here is America’s youth
Why Garfield? Why not a GOOD comic, with a plot?
this film is racist

umm in all honesty I’ve seen worse movies.
Oh and here’s a link to Jennifer’s breasts.

From this:
“We walked toward the woods, and I saw he had a rope. I knew he was going to beat me, but I figured it couldn�t be worse than the lashes, so I said to myself, �Let him beat me, then we�ll go home.� But instead he tied the rope to a tree, made a noose with it, and grabbed me and put my head in the noose. I couldn�t breathe. I was about to die. I said, �I�m dying.� He said, �Good, good.� “

take any decent pics I am going to link to edys pics over here. This one is my favorite. enjoy.

Is this how it feels like to live in London ? the constant white surrounding you ? I wanted to take pictures every day for the past 2 weeks and every day has been crappy. Where did the sun go ?
I am starting to think that I�ll have to take a drive outside of LA for some clear skies.

once upon a midnight dreary,
while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’.
While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour,
” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered,
” give me back my free hardcore!”
….. quoth the server, 404.

Scratch the cat
This new Japanese place doesn’t yet know what it is, but it’s a cool enough place although the patrons can be raunchy at times.

Simply Tina
We thought the chef was kidnapped by aliens but she’s back and serving hot plates of Persian fusion cuisine. At times hot and spicy and other times sweet and delicious you’ll never be disappointed.

Chez Shadi
Great place that has been around for a while. I really like the plates they use here. You get excellent fish and chips here. Just don’t forget the vinegar.

Lawyers Corner
This chef makes elaborate meals that I sometimes lose track of but if you want excellent Italian food this is the place to go. Try the pasta.

Fire
This spanish tapas bar comes with a show if you are lucky enough to be in nyc. Dishes that appear simple at first are bursting out with flavor, get here early before it’s “discovered”.

“What does the tattoo on your back mean ?”
“It’s Latin, it means seize the day”
….
I don’t think anyone had pointed out to her that it was misspelled. I thought maybe it meant something else, surely you would make sure of the spelling before you would get the tattoo. Unless it’s a subtle piece of humor, maybe it’s a Latin inside joke. I hope so. As my out of town friend said Dragon was the whitest Asian themed bar/club he has ever been to but it’s part of my duty to try all the local spots and Hermosa is only a few minutes away.

Boarding group A, group A only and passengers pre-boarding. Pick up laptop bag, and a sack of clothing trudge on, grab a seat. Once everyone is seated the air stewardess will ask what do you want to drink but you won’t get the whole can only a small cup with too much ice and some honey roasted peanuts. Land, go down the stairs straight to Dollar it’s 44$ for a midsize but Nancy or Mike will upgrade you to a fullsize for only 4$ more. They are nice like that.
Check into the hotel, get the iron out unpack your cloths. 3 nights in Phoenix, 2 nights in Vegas, back to San Diego for a few. I haven’t slept a full week at my place since I moved down here. There are still 5 boxes of unpacked stuff. And it’s just stuff, I don’t even know what type of stuff since I’ve made it so far without having to open them do I really need to find out what the stuff is ?
“Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give
possesses you.” -Andre Gide
I am using that as an excuse for leaving the stuff in the boxes. Stuff doesn’t possess me, hear that stuff ? You are staying in the box.

I think I got everyone an invite but I just got 5 more invites from gmail so if you don’t have one let me know and I’ll send you an invite.

Aamzon shopping cart, any additional recommendations ?

Persepolis 2: The Story of a Return

The Gorey End

Don’t Take Your Time

When It Falls

You’re a Bad Man, Aren’t You ?

Things We Do [ENHANCED]

Tsouk started down the mountain. He was feeling good, the early spring green surrounding him in all its glory. As he came around the bend in the road something crashed into him sending him tumbling down.

Tsouk immediately started to struggle with the attacker which was a slightly larger bear than himself. The strangers paws settled around his throat slowly pushing down. Little red dots started to appear in Tsouks field of vision. Just as the red dots started turning to black the strangers paws were removed.

Tsouk turned around just in time to witness a large brown bear pushing a sharp stick into the left eye of the strange bear with a sickening crunch much like that of fresh snow being walked on.

“Are you ok ?” asked the big bear already turning back to his kill and going through a bag that Tsouk hadn’t noticed earlier.
“Ahh here it is, I knew the bastard had some” as he dug out a small white bag.
“What is that ? Money ?”
“No something much better, it’s called wolb, it’s basically just dried honey…” replied the brown bear as he sniffed some of the bags content in one nostril and passed it to Tsouk.
Tsouk exhaled and put his nose into the bag and inhaled, immediately he got a sour taste in his mouth and his teeth went numb. As he sat back his mind became clear and crisp. Noticing for the first time the strangers red shirt Tsouk thought he should thank the stranger.
“Thanks for saving my life, I am Tsouk. What’s your name ?”
“They call me Old Pooh”